Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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