I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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