ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
