And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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