I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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