How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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