so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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