Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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