so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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