I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
