My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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