the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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