I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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