Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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