yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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