Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Too much gin, very little bucket
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Randomize
