yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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