I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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