Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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