She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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