When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fuck appropriateness.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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