That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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