Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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