sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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