i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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