good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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