To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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