I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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