STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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