he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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