White coat. Heels.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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