I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You dont lie about slip and slides
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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