You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you would pick up someone in the library
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
They took my balls.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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