Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
another moral hangover. fuck.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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