so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
