idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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