Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
