she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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