yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Dick very happy bro
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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