Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
