I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We named our party play list daddy issues
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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