I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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