he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I came so hard my ears popped.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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