ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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