Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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