summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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