NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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