fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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