Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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