Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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