I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
